Friday, November 26, 2010

A Quick Twitter Conversation

Me: @Longshoe How'd the key lime cake turn out?

Longshoe: Tasted great! It would've failed the plating class, the middle layer kept sliding away from the bottom one.

Me: I'd much rather have an ugly yet delicious cake myself. Therefore, your cake was a success!

Longshoe: Tasty lopsided cake FTW.

Me: "Tasty Lopsided Cake" would be a pretty good band name.

Longshoe: Sounds like a Korean pop band that would wear lots of neon clothes.

Me: I'll start auditioning singers. You can be management.

Together, we shall rule the world.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

The American Music Awards (or, Go Away, Ke$ha)

I actually really like a lot of pop music, but the American Music Awards makes a habit of highlighting the absolute worst of it.

Case in point.
 So naturally I figured I would subject myself to the whole show.

Friday, November 19, 2010

The Problem.

So yesterday I was in Wal-Mart (shut up) on my lunch break in full uniform. I probably looked a little odd with my gun, corresponding Batman utility belt, and badge, considering my arms were full of shampoo, conditioner, and eyeliner. It's not every day you see a firearm in the makeup aisle.

I'm kind of amazed Wal-Mart doesn't sell these.

Sunday, November 7, 2010


Have you seen The Walking Dead yet? It's on Sunday nights on AMC, and you can catch last week's pilot on On Demand and AMC's website. It's good. Really good.

I'm not really a horror movie aficionado, but it's about a zombie apocalypse. A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. There's no way that wouldn't be awesome, right? That's so awesome I'm starting a band and calling it Zombie Apocalypse, and our first single will be "I'm Not Even Hungry (But You Taste So Good)."