Longshoe: Tasted great! It would've failed the plating class, the middle layer kept sliding away from the bottom one.
Me: I'd much rather have an ugly yet delicious cake myself. Therefore, your cake was a success!
Longshoe: Tasty lopsided cake FTW.
Me: "Tasty Lopsided Cake" would be a pretty good band name.
Longshoe: Sounds like a Korean pop band that would wear lots of neon clothes.
Me: I'll start auditioning singers. You can be management.
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