But I've got a bone to pick with you. This:
|"History: Made Every Day" my ass.|
|Still not history.|
Who came up with that show, anyway? What was the pitch like? "See, it's like Antiques Roadshow, but with more douchebags! Shows about douchebags are very hip these days. The kids love them. It's the only thing on MTV!" Either change the name of your channel to "Reality Shows About Annoying People at Their Jobs" or get back to doing documentaries about Hitler.
And then there's Ancient Aliens, which manages to be dumber than Jersey Shore because it actually takes itself seriously.The official website introduces us to Ancient Alien Theory:
According to ancient alien theorists, extraterrestrials with superior knowledge of science and engineering landed on Earth thousands of years ago, sharing their expertise with early civilizations and forever changing the course of human history. But how did this concept develop, and is there any evidence to support it?As someone who actually watched the show once, I'll spare you the suspense: no. No, there is not. Its main "expert" talking head is this guy:
|You seem a trustworthy fellow.|